Bram Noteboom


63 games reviewed
72.5 average score
70 median score
49.2% of games recommended

EA and PopCap had the perfect chance to let Plants vs. Zombies: Replanted bloom, yet what we got feels more like a neglected garden. The timeless strategy gameplay still holds up, and the game overflows with content, but odd design choices ruin the experience. With worse graphics, missing dynamic music, and a confused interface, this port strips away the soul of the original. Replanted is a reminder that the old Plants vs. Zombies (GOTY Edition) offers far more life for far less money.

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May 27, 2026

Echo Generation 2 is the perfect example of a Cococucumber game, for better or for worse.

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Mar 30, 2026

Super Meat Boy 3D isn't a bad game, but it is an inferior one.

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Mar 30, 2026

Ironically, despite its obvious potential, Darwin's Paradox is the virtual opposite of an entertaining puzzle platformer.

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Jul 30, 2025

Wildgate is a complex game to recommend. Its deep, well-integrated systems offer a unique multiplayer experience, but its steep learning curve, lack of matchmaking balance, and aggressive monetization make it a tough sell unless you're fully invested in its design.

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Jul 24, 2025

Despite some entertaining and brutal core gameplay, Killing Floor 3 is a thematically inconsistent and visually underwhelming shooter with generic design, repetitive missions, performance issues, and an intrusive in-game shop - an unfinished product, and one that Tripwire Interactive may need several more years to truly bring up to standard. The core is here, it just needs a lot of work.

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Ruffy and the Riverside is a well-intentioned debut 3D platformer whose charm and inventive ideas shine on the surface, but a lackluster narrative, uneven visuals, underused mechanics, and technical roughness reveal it’s still very much a work in progress.

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Aug 14, 2024

Creatures of Ava offers a wholesome experience with charming creatures and unique gameplay ideas, but it lacks cohesion and suffers from a weak narrative and unrefined mechanics.

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May 19, 2026

Call of the Elder Gods succeeds as an entertaining puzzle game, but falls short of being truly memorable, mostly because of a boring plot.

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Apr 14, 2026

REPLACED is a few tweaks away from being a great experience, but we’re not there yet.

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Despite some interesting choices here and there and a more than decent co-op gameplay loop, John Carpenter's Toxic Commando cannot really present itself as a strong addition to the zombie shooter genre.

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Planet of Lana II is a gorgeous but overly safe sequel that echoes rather than elevates its predecessor.

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Jan 15, 2026

Big Hops delivers solidly crafted core systems and joyful 3D platforming with cozy visuals that make hopping around feel great, but a lack of tight level design, engaging narrative, and long-term incentives holds it back, resulting in a typical 3D platformer debut that showcases both Luckshot Games’ strong potential and clear growing pains.

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Aug 16, 2025

Abyssus is a thoroughly solid roguelite first-person shooter that just fails to be interesting enough to fully convince.

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Mar 23, 2025

Centum isn’t a great game in the traditional sense, but its haunting atmosphere and narrative create an experience that lingers—though whether it’s worth playing or just watching is for you to decide.

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Jan 27, 2025

Eternal Strands showcases immense potential with its standout physics-driven magic system and thrilling monster battles, but a dull narrative, clunky melee combat, and awkward animations detract from what could have been a truly remarkable experience.

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Mar 5, 2024

Penny's Big Breakaway captures the playful energy of early 2000s platformers but struggles with bugs and outdated issues, making it a visually appealing yet flawed experience.

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Are you a fan of Starship Troopers and do you love first-person shooters? Then Starship Troopers: Ultimate Bug War! is a no-brainer.

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Jan 19, 2026

MIO: Memories in Orbit is a beautiful Metroidvania with strong world-building and clever design that will appeal to genre fans, but its overly slow pacing sometimes undermines an otherwise memorable experience.

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Monsters are Coming! Rock & Road is a light, quirky, budget-friendly jack-of-all-trades that shines in short bursts but repeats itself too often to earn knighthood.

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